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  • Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral | Ceramic Mug

    Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral | Ceramic Mug

    Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral | Ceramic Mug

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  • The Melodyne Noise - B&W Accent Mug

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  • Vocaligning My Chakras - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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    Vocaligning My Chakras - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • Treble Clef - P O O R

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    Treble Clef - P O O R

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  • "Bangers Only Past This Point" - Studio Entrance Doormat

    "Bangers Only Past This Point" - Studio Entrance Doormat

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  • "Bad News for the Billboard Charts, I Woke Up" - 20oz Skinny Tumbler w/ Straw

    "Bad News for the Billboard Charts, I Woke Up" - 20oz Skinny Tumbler w/ Straw

    "Bad News for the Billboard Charts, I Woke Up" - 20oz Skinny Tumbler w/ Straw

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  • Vocaligning My Chakras - 4oz Scented Wax Studio Candle

    Vocaligning My Chakras - 4oz Scented Wax Studio Candle

    Vocaligning My Chakras - 4oz Scented Wax Studio Candle

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  • The Only ROYALTY I Come From Is $3.86 on DistroKid - Accent Mug

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  • "Songwrite, Girlboss, Gatekeep" - Songwriting Hardcover Journal

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    "Songwrite, Girlboss, Gatekeep" - Songwriting Hardcover Journal

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  • The Good Session Vibes Candle - 13.75oz Natural Soy Wax Candle

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    The Good Session Vibes Candle - 13.75oz Natural Soy Wax Candle

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    Snare Sounds Like Sh*t - Metallic Silver Mug (11oz.)

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  • *Screlting* Defying Gravity At The Function - Singer Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • "Never Cut Below 20Hz. I Can Hear That." - A Pigeon | Ceramic Mug

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  • I Put Soothe 2 On My Emotional Trauma & I'm All Better Now - Ceramic Mug, Black (11oz)

    I Put Soothe 2 On My Emotional Trauma & I'm All Better Now - Ceramic Mug, Black (11oz)

    I Put Soothe 2 On My Emotional Trauma & I'm All Better Now - Ceramic Mug, Black (11oz)

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  • 'I yam nex big pOpstAr like Jussin Bibber' - Color Accent Mug

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  • Please Don't Call Me Lazy & Unhelpful! I'm Not A Major Label - Black Ceramic Mug

    Please Don't Call Me Lazy & Unhelpful! I'm Not A Major Label - Black Ceramic Mug

    Please Don't Call Me Lazy & Unhelpful! I'm Not A Major Label - Black Ceramic Mug

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  • Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral - 9oz Scented Soy Candle

    Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral - 9oz Scented Soy Candle

    Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral - 9oz Scented Soy Candle

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  • Lip Trilling At The Function - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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    Lip Trilling At The Function - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • NIRBANA SMELL LIKE TEN SPIRITS - Parody T-Shirt (Unisex Ringspun Cotton)

    NIRBANA SMELL LIKE TEN SPIRITS - Parody T-Shirt (Unisex Ringspun Cotton)

    NIRBANA SMELL LIKE TEN SPIRITS - Parody T-Shirt (Unisex Ringspun Cotton)

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Digital artist (& working musician first!) whose niche, gag designs aim to bring comic relief & more visibility to the crazy world that is the modern music industry, and all who work in it.

To my fellow, incredible, hard-working music folk:

I love you -- I hope these make you laugh & feel seen... IYKYK.

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