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  • Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral | Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

    Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral | Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

    Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral | Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

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  • Vocaligning My Chakras - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • "Bangers Only Past This Point" - Studio Entrance Doormat

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  • The Good Session Vibes Candle - 13.75oz Natural Soy Wax Candle

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  • Could I Get More Verb on My Vocal - Unisex Color Blast 100% Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt

    Could I Get More Verb on My Vocal - Unisex Color Blast 100% Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt

    Could I Get More Verb on My Vocal - Unisex Color Blast 100% Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt

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  • Y'ALL NEED G-SUS - Guitar Chord Unisex T-Shirt

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  • "Songwrite, Girlboss, Gatekeep" - Songwriting Hardcover Journal

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  • "Bad News for the Billboard Charts, I Woke Up" - 20oz Skinny Tumbler w/ Straw

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  • I Pay My Landlord In Exposure - Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • Music Producer Sitting In Chair [Acryllic On Canvas, 2025] - Shrimp Posture Long-Sleeve T-Shirt

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  • Snare Sounds Like Sh*t - Metallic Silver Mug (11oz.)

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    Snare Sounds Like Sh*t - Metallic Silver Mug (11oz.)

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  • Sidechain The Kick To Ur MOM - Accent Coffee Mug for Producers (15oz.)

    Sidechain The Kick To Ur MOM - Accent Coffee Mug for Producers (15oz.)

    Sidechain The Kick To Ur MOM - Accent Coffee Mug for Producers (15oz.)

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  • I <3 Bouncing Stems & Dying - Mouse Pad for Producers + Mixers

    I <3 Bouncing Stems & Dying - Mouse Pad for Producers + Mixers

    I <3 Bouncing Stems & Dying - Mouse Pad for Producers + Mixers

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  • Treble Clef - P O O R - Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt

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  • The Only ROYALTY I Come From Is $3.86 on DistroKid - Accent Mug (11oz. | 15oz.)

    The Only ROYALTY I Come From Is $3.86 on DistroKid - Accent Mug (11oz. | 15oz.)

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  • Honey, Your Aunt Pat Wants To Know If You've Ever Thought About Going On "The Voice"? - Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

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    Honey, Your Aunt Pat Wants To Know If You've Ever Thought About Going On "The Voice"? - Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

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  • Call U Back Mom - I'm Laying Down Backies & Harms! - Accent Coffee Mug (11oz.)

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  • Please Don't Call Me Lazy & Unhelpful! I'm Not A Major Label - Black Ceramic Mug

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    Please Don't Call Me Lazy & Unhelpful! I'm Not A Major Label - Black Ceramic Mug

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  • Anti-360° Deal Kickflip McTwist - Label Parody Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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    Anti-360° Deal Kickflip McTwist - Label Parody Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • Friends? Where Can I Download That Plug-In? - Accent Mug for Producers (11oz.)

    Friends? Where Can I Download That Plug-In? - Accent Mug for Producers (11oz.)

    Friends? Where Can I Download That Plug-In? - Accent Mug for Producers (11oz.)

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  • 'I yam nex big pOpstAr like Jussin Bibber' - Color Accent Mug (11oz.)

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  • I Put Soothe 2 On My Emotional Trauma & I'm All Better Now - Ceramic Mug, Black (11oz.)

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    I Put Soothe 2 On My Emotional Trauma & I'm All Better Now - Ceramic Mug, Black (11oz.)

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  • Z-LIST CELEBRITY - Ceramic Black Mug (11oz.)

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  • *Screlting* Defying Gravity At The Function - Singer Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • Always Playing Piano With My Lil' Fingies - Ceramic Mug for Pianists (11oz. | 15oz.)

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  • Yes, I Am Still Doing That Music Thing - Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

    Yes, I Am Still Doing That Music Thing - Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

    Yes, I Am Still Doing That Music Thing - Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

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  • Parallel Compress These NUTS - Kiss-Cut Stickers for Producers + Mixers

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  • Independent (Artist) Who Don't Need No Mans - Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • Lip Trilling At The Function - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • In The Club Listening To Ballads - SLOTH Unisex T-Shirt

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  • NIRBANA SMELL LIKE TEN SPIRITS - Parody T-Shirt (Unisex Ringspun Cotton)

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  • "Never Cut Below 20Hz. I Can Hear That." - A Pigeon | Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

    "Never Cut Below 20Hz. I Can Hear That." - A Pigeon | Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

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  • Songwrite, Girlboss, Gatekeep - 100% Spun Polyester Throw Pillow

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    Songwrite, Girlboss, Gatekeep - 100% Spun Polyester Throw Pillow

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  • "Wanna Know What Needs 4:1 Ratio Compression? My Loud Farting Ass" - B&W Accent Mug (11oz.)

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Digital artist (& working musician first!) whose niche, gag designs aim to bring comic relief & more visibility to the crazy world that is the modern music industry, and all who work in it.

To my fellow, incredible, hard-working music folk:

I love you -- I hope these make you laugh (or feel seen)... IYKYK.

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