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  • In The Club Listening To Ballads - SLOTH Unisex T-Shirt

    In The Club Listening To Ballads - SLOTH Unisex T-Shirt

    In The Club Listening To Ballads - SLOTH Unisex T-Shirt

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  • NIRBANA SMELL LIKE TEN SPIRITS - Parody T-Shirt (Unisex Ringspun Cotton)

    NIRBANA SMELL LIKE TEN SPIRITS - Parody T-Shirt (Unisex Ringspun Cotton)

    NIRBANA SMELL LIKE TEN SPIRITS - Parody T-Shirt (Unisex Ringspun Cotton)

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  • "Never Cut Below 20Hz. I Can Hear That." - A Pigeon | Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

    "Never Cut Below 20Hz. I Can Hear That." - A Pigeon | Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

    "Never Cut Below 20Hz. I Can Hear That." - A Pigeon | Ceramic Mug (11oz.)

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  • Songwrite, Girlboss, Gatekeep - 100% Spun Polyester Throw Pillow

    Songwrite, Girlboss, Gatekeep - 100% Spun Polyester Throw Pillow

    Songwrite, Girlboss, Gatekeep - 100% Spun Polyester Throw Pillow

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  • "Wanna Know What Needs 4:1 Ratio Compression? My Loud Farting Ass" - B&W Accent Mug (11oz.)

    "Wanna Know What Needs 4:1 Ratio Compression? My Loud Farting Ass" - B&W Accent Mug (11oz.)

    "Wanna Know What Needs 4:1 Ratio Compression? My Loud Farting Ass" - B&W Accent Mug (11oz.)

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  • Vocaligning My Chakras - 4oz Scented Wax Studio Candle

    Vocaligning My Chakras - 4oz Scented Wax Studio Candle

    Vocaligning My Chakras - 4oz Scented Wax Studio Candle

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  • "Sad Songwriting Machine" - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

    "Sad Songwriting Machine" - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

    "Sad Songwriting Machine" - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

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  • Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral - 9oz Scented Soy Candle

    Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral - 9oz Scented Soy Candle

    Didn't Go Viral, Time To Spiral - 9oz Scented Soy Candle

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  • Sad Boy Indie Artist - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

    Sad Boy Indie Artist - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

    Sad Boy Indie Artist - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

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Digital artist (& working musician first!) whose niche, gag designs aim to bring comic relief & more visibility to the crazy world that is the modern music industry, and all who work in it.

To my fellow, incredible, hard-working music folk:

I love you -- I hope these make you laugh (or feel seen)... IYKYK.

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